I have no idea who did these originally, and wish someone would tell me, as I find them immensely funny:
I am a huge fan of the well-formed insult, and here are some of the best examples of the art:
The short story I wrote for Eric Flint’s 1632 e-magazine, The Grantville Gazette, has been accepted for publication. The story…
Talked with my friend and mentor in the PD today. Mark is retiring as of Friday. We shot the shit,…
I have some really excellent news, but want to wait till the contract is signed to post up about it…